Kyle J Glenn - No Fun, Portland OR - November 20, 2025

 


[Portland, OR but he’s rambled some and lived elsewhere]: Acoustic guitar and voice – a singer/songwriter I suppose. A likeable person – intelligent – no posturing. Being authentic might be boring but maybe it’s more brave? Or more indicative of mental health. He was prettty White – talked in that folksy way that’s common in the Pacific Northwest folk scene. His eyes were often closed. I was the only woman in the entire bar. I always fancy this as the bar where other bands come to see bands. I squinted over at the nazi-haired industrialists to see how they receiving this sad sap. His influences according to him: John Prine, Gillian Welch, Mountain Goats. I never got much into the first two but I did like The Mountain Goats – and, live, they were one of the best shows I ever saw – there was something magnetic and gripping about the lead singer that doesn’t come across in their recorded materials – funny lyrics too (e.g., “Best Ever Death Metal Band”). I think it was the same bartender I’d had a music sword fight with on one of my previous visits – but his hair was a different color. It was intermission – I heard music that was familiar but I couldn’t place the band’s name. The bartender saw me Shazaming and said “Savages.” I eyed him: “I know.” He eyed me: “I know you know.” I eyed him: “I know you know I know.” I turned away. How dare he call out my Shazam. Savages is a band that’s a big slice of goth punk cherry pie. But I like the randomness of this venue. And the sound quality is amazing given the seemingly shoddy state of everything. This time, I asked the bartender what genres they typically book – he said “Punk. Slow time of year though.” I was sad, that on this day my birthday, the band wasn’t punk or at least weird but at least Mikey liked it.

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